- I have over a decade of experience in field-testing the limits of the phrase, ‘I’ll do it in five minutes.’ My core competencies include closing a stressful spreadsheet to open a stressful video game, staring blankly at the pantry, and reorganizing my desk instead of doing the work due at my desk.
People ask me what qualifies me to run this station.
Simple: I have a Master’s Degree in looking incredibly busy while actually just aggressively scrolling through dog videos.